(via pizza)

keep-the-pieces asked: Can you draw a jealous jellyfish?

bewbin:

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pemsylvania:

me: babe your hands are so smooth
gf: What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am…

(Source: pemsylvania)

ceruleanpineapple:

why do so many people think spiders are evil and out to get you
look at this fucking nerd run away in an overly dramatic cartoonish way just because something touched its butt

ceruleanpineapple:

why do so many people think spiders are evil and out to get you

look at this fucking nerd run away in an overly dramatic cartoonish way just because something touched its butt

(Source: yodiscrepo, via pizza)

tastefullyoffensive:

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hollyoakhill:

This is what i spent a whole class doing

hollyoakhill:

This is what i spent a whole class doing

(via magnolia-avenue)

gnarly:

do you ever get anxiety bc your room is so messy but ur just too damn lazy to clean it

(via pizza)

givemeinternet:

A strong independent dog who don’t need no man

givemeinternet:

A strong independent dog who don’t need no man

(via essentiallyryan)

nootlife:

Oscar having a shower.

(via thecuriousbrontosaurus)

the-entire-furry-fandom:

ww-swagabond:

meta18:

osoru:

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slowly approaching bear

the bears will be in eventually

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Bear will arrive sooner than thought.

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BEAR IS APPROACHING AT ALARMING SPEEDS

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BEAR IS GO FAST LOSING TRACK OF BEAR

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BEAR HAS REACHED MACH ONE

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WE HAVE LOST VISUAL ON BEAR

(via thecuriousbrontosaurus)

grimgrinningdisnerd:

a platypus?

PERRY THE PLATYPUS!!!!

(via wandering-is-encouraged)